No, no, no kids. You need to look for your costumes in Kid Halloween costumes section. This section is for mammy and daddy. So mammy and daddy what do you do when kids go out to collect the candy and big haunted house is all empty and scary? You hold each other tight and wait until kids come home. So how to kill this time kids are gone? Hey mammy, you can surprise daddy and give him memorable Halloween this year. Maybe mammy could bring daddy some ice cream or beer. You know daddy will love it.
If things get really hot you might have to call fire fighters and police.
I have a feeling parents won't be bored this Halloween.